Wednesday, April 20, 2005
taglines for t-shirts
1) dont do bad things otherwise jesus will scold you
2) imma need pang sai
3) sian is what im feeling. nua is what im doing.
4) SAF- Why do more when you can get away by doing less?
5) shakesphere is my homeboy
6) funny people get laid
7) somebody gonna get the hurt (insert: indian wagging finger)
8) www.naispot.blogspot.com
feel free to post your own taglines people! together we can corner the t-shirt tagline market and make millions doing so! yay!
2) imma need pang sai
3) sian is what im feeling. nua is what im doing.
4) SAF- Why do more when you can get away by doing less?
5) shakesphere is my homeboy
6) funny people get laid
7) somebody gonna get the hurt (insert: indian wagging finger)
8) www.naispot.blogspot.com
feel free to post your own taglines people! together we can corner the t-shirt tagline market and make millions doing so! yay!
Monday, April 11, 2005
i love singlish
1) sian. or sianz, sianzzz....., Si4nOxXxoors.
omg i love this word. all you guys out there in the army must 100% agree with me that this word sian epitomizes how we feel just about every other time. best part is you can use this word any so many other contexts.
e.g a)wah lau always go parklane da pool buay sian meh?
b)my computer just kena worm.123.exe virus. sian man.
c)fucking SIAN project due in a week and i havent starteed yet!!
2) seh.
a state of blurness due to something unfathomable that just happened.
e.g a)fucking seh, bravo 4 keeps changing our FUCKING DEPLOYMENT. SIMILANJIAO?????
b)*violent sound of tyre screeching* BOOOOOOM!!! Man gets out of wreck and utters the one and only comprehensible word : "seh..... "
c)Porshe design belt that looked exactly like my old FX Creations belt but costing 300 bucks. seh.
d)that day i go zouk and i managed to finish my very first mug of beer. 30 minutes later i seh already and my then gf had to send me back. *note worthy, after puking on the way back to my place i actually felt high for the first time. revelation siah*
3) song. songs, or songz.
a state of happiness or euphoria
e.g a) killing 3 guards in my most recent atec. song :) AIM your SHOTS MAN.
b) 1 week block leave after exercise. song :)
c) cold shower on a hot afternoon day. song :)
d) eating bar chor mee at 2 am in the morning with your buds or gf. songs :)
omg i love this word. all you guys out there in the army must 100% agree with me that this word sian epitomizes how we feel just about every other time. best part is you can use this word any so many other contexts.
e.g a)wah lau always go parklane da pool buay sian meh?
b)my computer just kena worm.123.exe virus. sian man.
c)fucking SIAN project due in a week and i havent starteed yet!!
2) seh.
a state of blurness due to something unfathomable that just happened.
e.g a)fucking seh, bravo 4 keeps changing our FUCKING DEPLOYMENT. SIMILANJIAO?????
b)*violent sound of tyre screeching* BOOOOOOM!!! Man gets out of wreck and utters the one and only comprehensible word : "seh..... "
c)Porshe design belt that looked exactly like my old FX Creations belt but costing 300 bucks. seh.
d)that day i go zouk and i managed to finish my very first mug of beer. 30 minutes later i seh already and my then gf had to send me back. *note worthy, after puking on the way back to my place i actually felt high for the first time. revelation siah*
3) song. songs, or songz.
a state of happiness or euphoria
e.g a) killing 3 guards in my most recent atec. song :) AIM your SHOTS MAN.
b) 1 week block leave after exercise. song :)
c) cold shower on a hot afternoon day. song :)
d) eating bar chor mee at 2 am in the morning with your buds or gf. songs :)
5 things i love about singapore
1) food. bar chor mee, kuay teow dry with fishball noodles, charsiew, the black oyster chicken thing my grandmother cooks (lemme digress a little, it seems that everyone's grandmother always seems to have this black oyster chicken dish), satay and so much more man!
2) articulate, nerdy, pretty, chic, sophisaticated, alluring singaporean women whom just seems to be a little outta my league. notice how they always either seem to be attached to the most perfect guy ever u just feel compelled to be awed in his presence or is attached to the most arseholic guy ever u just feel compelled to smash his head in. yin yang, balance, heng suay. well i say kan ni nah LAH.
3) its safe to go around at night
4) growing up in singapore gives everyone an equal opportunity to make it big in life.
5) what is home if not for the company of my friends (whatever that is left in singapore btw) :)
2) articulate, nerdy, pretty, chic, sophisaticated, alluring singaporean women whom just seems to be a little outta my league. notice how they always either seem to be attached to the most perfect guy ever u just feel compelled to be awed in his presence or is attached to the most arseholic guy ever u just feel compelled to smash his head in. yin yang, balance, heng suay. well i say kan ni nah LAH.
3) its safe to go around at night
4) growing up in singapore gives everyone an equal opportunity to make it big in life.
5) what is home if not for the company of my friends (whatever that is left in singapore btw) :)
