nai's rhetoric

from left to right: ugly fred, ugly reuben, ugly latino mutated misbreed unfortunate accident of nature juan, ugly dave.

fuck, of all the nights the photographer decided to take a picture of an all male posse, i wasnt there.
chao chee bye.............................

well i was sick and i was prepping myself up for the Lunar New Year Cookfest Mayhem 2006.
Pictures and full write up to come... (once they send me the pictures -_-)

p/s HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIKOLA PETROVIC A.K.A KLAUS A.K.A MR SMILEY A.K.A MR. ALWAYS HAS A FUNNY VIDEO UP HIS HARD DRIVE.

It can't be as hard as wakeboarding right? I mean no handle, no rope tension adjustments, no fins, no lead time when you fall and the boat has to come round to pick you up, no icky seaweed (i realised i scream in the exact same way as if a shark were to brush against my feet or a styrofoam box), no pressure from taking too much time on your ride while your friends are waiting. guys, i was absolutely DESTROYED from my last wakeboarding trip (remember eunice? and you guys still went to zouk @ night. power.) my neck still hurts up till today. wakeboarding is cool, im definitely going to wakeboard when im back but first.....


I really want to do a method. The most simple tricks sometimes looks the most stylish.
As with a soul grind on skates (done with style of course).
I WANT TO SNOWBOARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

for those of you who does not know what L337 means, it means LEET which is GAMESPEAK for ELITE. which is loosely used to describe somehow who has godlike gaming skills.

for example: nai is an L337 warcraft 3 player. thank you.



well i suppose only managers and executives can afford to send $100 bouquets over the internet.

so what am i doing at the website you ask?

cause I.... AH XIA KIA WHAT! can anot?!!?!???? huh?? kong simi? 1 to 1 ai mai???? cb, mai kb lah. let the sick boy win can? nabeh.

1) which country has the most number of post graduate students? 韩国
2) which country has the biggest export industry in the world? 德国
3) which country has the most number of tourists visiting per year? 法国
4) Which country has the biggest population? (give away) 咋们祖国
5) Which country has the biggest amount of FDI (foreign direct investments) invested in other countries? 美国
6) which country has its majority of its market foreign owned through FDI's? 新加坡
7) Which country has the biggest banks by measure of asset management wealth? 日本
8) Which is the biggest currency market in the world? 英国,伦敦
9) Which country has the most number of immigrants in the US? 德国
10) What will be the top 6 biggest economies by the world 2015? 中国,美国,印度,德国,印尼西亚, 巴西

2. Arrangement has been made for you to report for re-enlistment at ARMY TRAINING AND EVALUATION CENTRE. Please report to AO, ARMY TRAINING AND EVALUATION CENTRE on 05 Jun 2006 at 0800 hours in uniform. Your new NSF ORD will be on 19 Aug 2006 upon your resumption of service on 05 Jun 2006.



WAH LAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I LIVE IN CENTRAL ASK ME GO JURONG EVERY MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KAOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ok this was the quiz that was given out during my international buiness environment lecture. i only got 2 correct. lets see how you guys fair.

1) which country has the most number of post graduate students?
2) which country has the biggest export industry in the world?
3) which country has the most number of tourists visiting per year?
4) Which country has the biggest population? (give away)
5) Which country has the biggest amount of FDI (foreign direct investments) invested in other countries?
6) which country has its majority of its market foreign owned through FDI's?
7) Which country has the biggest banks by measure of asset management wealth?
8) Which is the biggest currency market in the world?
9) Which country has the most number of immigrants in the US?
10) What will be the top 6 biggest economies by the world 2015?

Please try not to post your answers on my cbox rather in my comments section ya?
Try not to use google and answer them to the best of your own general knowledge.

read this story folks

To the judge: (fucking asshole)

WHERE IS YOUR COMPASSION? WHERE IS YOUR EMPATHY? WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF MORAL COURAGE TO HELP THOSE WHO NEEDS HELP. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR HUMAN TOUCH? I WILL GLOAT THE DAY YOU SUFFER FROM A STROKE OR SOME INCURABLE MAGILINANT AND ALL THE MONEY IN YOUR COFFERS WONT BE ABLE TO CURE YOU. ITS CALLED RETRI-FUCKING-BUTION YOU CUNT.
seriously, im damn disappointed. this is the country i call my home. the country that increases the fine from an appeal. 1st world country? you can come suck my dick. fucking robots. ROBOTS!!!!!! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

props + 1x free meal at place of your choosing when i get back to singapore.

have came from women.
before i begin, this is going to invite a lot of flame. so let me slip into my protective gear first.
*kelvar helmet*
*fire retardant body suit*
*kelvar vest*
*gortex boots*
*full plate greaves* ( FULL PLATE GREAVES??? LOL)
*gauntlet of resist fire +3* (here we go, fantasy boy)

number 1: letting grace drive. i finally know the meaning of stepping on imaginary footbreaks. but in all fairness, she was just rusty and needed practise. plus i suspect she was a little pat jiao because she kept driving into the middle of the road.

number 2: letting aster drive. man. i swear to god WE almost died. and she still finds it funny up till today.

they need proper driving lessons

hohoho..

躺着在床上
双眼望哪看
海脑浮想当
为何做出决

心里很复杂
头痛睡不着
满空都是烟
将来未必好

梦里优美多
是否是幻觉
好好过日子
抽烟做神仙

一转眼就新的一年了. 还想着回头看不到五可月前, 我还在穿着绿色的军装在森林里为国出汗,捞动. 先在呢?在伦敦读书,避冷找投资或任何赚钱方法.最近遇到了一个从中国来的学生.他说是不是自己还很幼稚.我问他为什么这样的想.他就回答我说因为他还为 感情这种事烦恼.真真的男子汉这个世代应该把精神和时间放在读书或事业上而不浪费时间谈恋爱. 他那句话想起我时常跟我好友说的一句: xxx xxxxxxx xxx xxxx xxxx xxx xxxxxx. 我在想一下,其实他这样说也没错.我朋友说,自从我来英国以后好象变了.是不是被环境影响了?突然间比较认真,好象领悟到了什么道理.
hmm... 我该这么回答?一半一半吧.一般地说,大多数的人,一当完了兵是有改变的.是好是坏就好来看他当兵时的过程态度.如果是愁眉苦脸,不负责任的懊过,出兵以后可能学到了不理想的习惯.而如果是认认真真出满精神的过,应该就会培养到良好的习惯.
我当兵时,骂的处话也多了,罚的人也罚够了.但我领悟了一个道理:有些东西是控制不了的.而控制的了的东西要控制得好或干脆不要去办.
"want to do things do swee swee, arboh dont bother do liao la"

I SAW KEVIN KURANYI SHOPPING AT ZARA!!!
lol
cheapskate bugger.

for those of you who are not football inclined, kevin kuranyi is the current german striker.

my new year's resolution are the same as last years.
erm.. that is if i can remember what they were.
ok.
new list.

1. 我要brush up 我的华语.
2. lets keep it simple.

ok there, done.

it was bright, psychedelic, and much too young for us.
the air was stale, slightly heavy but filled with a rousing euphoric aroma.

we took our seats and casted glances at the patrons.
he got up and went to the counter and came back with the stuff.

tick tick tick

at first it tasted like a heavy cigarette, but with an organic touch feel to it
strong, it was strong. it burned. as if someone was taking a blunt knife and scrapping your insides all at once.
with the exhale, you feel a sense of emptiness. like a lover departing for the seas.
it comes again, exhale, again, exhale, again, exhale and like a poisoned chalice, you pass the goblet round.
you feel it, taking it in, absorbing it into your senses. a slow throb begins and you can feel someone calling you, luring you away from the back of your head. your mouth goes dry, you sip some tea. suddenly, the air smells really fresh, the slow inhale and exhale accentuated ten fold. yesterdays worries forgotten today. its all nice and slow now. comfortable. you try your best to stifle a giggle. but you cant help it.
the stoic looks on your friends face tells you that they are bluffing. they can keep it much longer. but you refrain. you didnt want to look like a dick in public. but the more you refrain, the next convulsion of giggles hit you. everything was so fucking funny.
but the feeling is strong, you smile. you sip more tea, your mouth feels devoid of saliva but you can feel the glands running. its weird.
you start thinking thoughts, deep in thought. so deep you hear no other noises but the pounding at the back of your head. euphoria, yes thats what you're feeling. you feel as if you could make love to the ugliest woman in the world and still feel good about it.
feel good about it. yes you do. how about another round my friend?