Thursday, August 25, 2005
birthdays and shouts
a big shout to the following people:
in no particular order
william - thanks for being there when i needed someone man. i appreciate you getting lost in orchard hunting for my pressie and ending up buying one from seiyu bugis ;) even though u were rushing for your flight.
sok - thanks for taking time off even tho u were so pooped and (thank god) choosing the present. i can always trust your taste :)
sheng - ahh what can i say, we've been through quite a lot in the last few months. the zippo is great and the cake tops it all. considering your perpetual dire straits with your finance, im glad i bought u all those teh bings in the past ;)
joel - because of you, im going to topman to spend more money on shirts. thanks hor! lol. the card is a nice touch, gonna bring it with me to london so i can wank off everytime i think of you. LOL
eun&grace - even though we're miles apart, u guys are still my best girlfriends. so take-care of each other and have fun in oz! nice sms u guys sent me! :)
aster - congratulations! you have the honour of getting me the most expensive present this year (and in my lifetime i suppose, dun count my parents). i'll always think of you when i wear the sweater (uber cool) u got for me. thanks ;)
angie - OMG U ACTUALLY REMEMBERED my birthday......... i feel so bad. i'll make it up to you this saturday ya?
siti - how many friends would trust you with her jaguar? nuff said.
audrey - another long lost friend whom i recently met up and she rememebered my birthday (like how i'll also always remember yours ;]) keep in touch babe and i'll never forget that word u taught me ;)
yang - havent seen u in ages but im so glad we met up. you're a smart man and with your personality im sure you'll make it in life. so no worries. the next time we meet, i'll be in my m3 and u in your s15. while william continues to ride his wave. HAHAHA
johan - for forgetting my birthday and doing your orginal bos duty instead of me doing it for you. fucker!!!!! nah seriously, im gonna miss our good times in atec.
huei huei - IM SO SORRY I FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY. I BEG FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS!
james - my best friend actually forgot my birthday and called me on the 21st in the middle of my movie. WELL DONE. come to think of it, i think u owe me 2 lunches instead of one now.
mom&dad - thanks for all the support and being cool with everything. dun worry, i'll study my ass off and make u guys proud. you guys are officially the coolest parents around. also all thanks to da ge who has decided to pursue the noble scholarly path leaving me with the big financial burden of buying all the volvos for mom and the rolexes for dad.
da ge - notice how i never called you 'kor' or 'ge ge'. thats because you fucking beat me up most of my childhood man. but im really happy we've gone closer over the past few years. thanks for all your invaluable advice and its always good to know theres a big brother looking after you. ^_^
eunice - my 'big sister' aka future da shao. for some reason i think you always think highly of me. even though sometimes i feel im in my brother's shadow, you've never failed to make me feel good about myself :)
in no particular order
william - thanks for being there when i needed someone man. i appreciate you getting lost in orchard hunting for my pressie and ending up buying one from seiyu bugis ;) even though u were rushing for your flight.
sok - thanks for taking time off even tho u were so pooped and (thank god) choosing the present. i can always trust your taste :)
sheng - ahh what can i say, we've been through quite a lot in the last few months. the zippo is great and the cake tops it all. considering your perpetual dire straits with your finance, im glad i bought u all those teh bings in the past ;)
joel - because of you, im going to topman to spend more money on shirts. thanks hor! lol. the card is a nice touch, gonna bring it with me to london so i can wank off everytime i think of you. LOL
eun&grace - even though we're miles apart, u guys are still my best girlfriends. so take-care of each other and have fun in oz! nice sms u guys sent me! :)
aster - congratulations! you have the honour of getting me the most expensive present this year (and in my lifetime i suppose, dun count my parents). i'll always think of you when i wear the sweater (uber cool) u got for me. thanks ;)
angie - OMG U ACTUALLY REMEMBERED my birthday......... i feel so bad. i'll make it up to you this saturday ya?
siti - how many friends would trust you with her jaguar? nuff said.
audrey - another long lost friend whom i recently met up and she rememebered my birthday (like how i'll also always remember yours ;]) keep in touch babe and i'll never forget that word u taught me ;)
yang - havent seen u in ages but im so glad we met up. you're a smart man and with your personality im sure you'll make it in life. so no worries. the next time we meet, i'll be in my m3 and u in your s15. while william continues to ride his wave. HAHAHA
johan - for forgetting my birthday and doing your orginal bos duty instead of me doing it for you. fucker!!!!! nah seriously, im gonna miss our good times in atec.
huei huei - IM SO SORRY I FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY. I BEG FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS!
james - my best friend actually forgot my birthday and called me on the 21st in the middle of my movie. WELL DONE. come to think of it, i think u owe me 2 lunches instead of one now.
mom&dad - thanks for all the support and being cool with everything. dun worry, i'll study my ass off and make u guys proud. you guys are officially the coolest parents around. also all thanks to da ge who has decided to pursue the noble scholarly path leaving me with the big financial burden of buying all the volvos for mom and the rolexes for dad.
da ge - notice how i never called you 'kor' or 'ge ge'. thats because you fucking beat me up most of my childhood man. but im really happy we've gone closer over the past few years. thanks for all your invaluable advice and its always good to know theres a big brother looking after you. ^_^
eunice - my 'big sister' aka future da shao. for some reason i think you always think highly of me. even though sometimes i feel im in my brother's shadow, you've never failed to make me feel good about myself :)
Sunday, August 21, 2005
hohoho i got into an accident again
i was picking up sheng from his place (after waiting 30 bloody minutes under his void deck at 3 in the bloody morning. hello? manner please.) with william in the car waiting as well. so he finally came down fucking late as usual and i was just turning out of the lane when i was this red toyata trying to reverse into the parking lot. so like that guy was reversing ya but there was still enough space for me to fancy (which i later found out there wasnt) squeezing my dads toyota thru and i floored my accelerator.
wow man, im never going to trust my VVTI again.
kena sai, i thought i made it through but the bugger didnt see me trying to moonwalk past his car and the cars parked on the other side and *BANG* he completely scrapped the side of my car.
siao.
now this is not the first time i've langah-ed someone (nor would it be the last i suppose) but im wiser now after having gone through it before. so immediately after i hit him, i got out of the car and went in my most hostile 3rd sergeant voice " WAH LAU BRUDDER, WHY U CONTINUE TO REVERSE" and by golly did it work like a charm.
" aiyah.. i never see you mah.... "
i went over to the side of my car to inspect the damage. superficial wound with a long deep gash along the side. my dad is not going to like how im redecorating his car before i leave. then i went over to his car and saw a FUCKING DENT. ho seh liao. keep calm keep calm keep calm. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
how was it possible that my car only suffered a long scratch and managed to dent his car in the process, in addition to all that paint work i took off. but i played it cool. *pats back*
i was like grousing over and over, " alamak, how come you continue to reverse " when i jolly well knew that i was my fault. im going to hell i so know it.
so he was standing beside me looking at his car, and i was scratching my chin looking at my friends. so i said " how? sua? "
for the non hokkien initiated, sua is our local term for " forget about it " in the cool johnny depp way when he was acting in donnie brasco.
now at this point of time my friends were deadpan, just looking on like innocent bystanders but they all knew im trying to cut my losses here from the sheer fact that the fault was mine and his collateral (i love using this word. sounds so chim) damage was more. kudos to you guys.
" sua ah?.... hmm ok la, suay la tonight "
3659 exp gained. Nai has just gained a new level.
so i triumphantly walked off towards me car and he shouted " you're not going to report right? "
to which i replied " no la, im just going to have my prata "
man did i work some serious mindfuck on him. LOL
wow man, im never going to trust my VVTI again.
kena sai, i thought i made it through but the bugger didnt see me trying to moonwalk past his car and the cars parked on the other side and *BANG* he completely scrapped the side of my car.
siao.
now this is not the first time i've langah-ed someone (nor would it be the last i suppose) but im wiser now after having gone through it before. so immediately after i hit him, i got out of the car and went in my most hostile 3rd sergeant voice " WAH LAU BRUDDER, WHY U CONTINUE TO REVERSE" and by golly did it work like a charm.
" aiyah.. i never see you mah.... "
i went over to the side of my car to inspect the damage. superficial wound with a long deep gash along the side. my dad is not going to like how im redecorating his car before i leave. then i went over to his car and saw a FUCKING DENT. ho seh liao. keep calm keep calm keep calm. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
how was it possible that my car only suffered a long scratch and managed to dent his car in the process, in addition to all that paint work i took off. but i played it cool. *pats back*
i was like grousing over and over, " alamak, how come you continue to reverse " when i jolly well knew that i was my fault. im going to hell i so know it.
so he was standing beside me looking at his car, and i was scratching my chin looking at my friends. so i said " how? sua? "
for the non hokkien initiated, sua is our local term for " forget about it " in the cool johnny depp way when he was acting in donnie brasco.
now at this point of time my friends were deadpan, just looking on like innocent bystanders but they all knew im trying to cut my losses here from the sheer fact that the fault was mine and his collateral (i love using this word. sounds so chim) damage was more. kudos to you guys.
" sua ah?.... hmm ok la, suay la tonight "
3659 exp gained. Nai has just gained a new level.
so i triumphantly walked off towards me car and he shouted " you're not going to report right? "
to which i replied " no la, im just going to have my prata "
man did i work some serious mindfuck on him. LOL
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
fun with maths
i feel like numbers today. contrary to popular belief, virgos are not all dreamy idealistic individuals who cant count sheep to get to sleep. we are actually quite mathematically inclined as i am about to show you.
1) Laksa + Kopi Bing + Fag = Lao sai. 9/10
This triple combination is more potent than any known forumla for lao sai. nothing short of a badly fried oa lua ; that is unfresh oysters on egg can beat my laxative solution of Laksa + Kopi Bing + Fag. Guarantee Lao sai, anywhere, everytime. Add 5 points if your laksa has hum. ^^
2) qing se(yi taio long) + ping hu + zi mo= 15 fan
fan value
1 $0.20
2 $0.40
3 $0.80
4 $1.60
5 $3.20
6 $6.40
7 $12.80
8 $25.60
9 $ 51.20
10 $102.40
11 $204.80
12 $409.60
13 $819.20
14 $1638.4
15 $3276.80
now if we were playing old school hong kong mahjong rules, everyone had to cough out $3276.80 each. multiply that by 3, i would have netted 10k in that round. now because we are nice (and poor) people, we capped it at 5 fan. which i far exceeded. so in the end everyone had to pay moi $6.40 (zi mo). needless to say i had to pay for prata following that. and yes, its the biggest i ever gamed in 3 years or playing mahjong.
1) Laksa + Kopi Bing + Fag = Lao sai. 9/10
This triple combination is more potent than any known forumla for lao sai. nothing short of a badly fried oa lua ; that is unfresh oysters on egg can beat my laxative solution of Laksa + Kopi Bing + Fag. Guarantee Lao sai, anywhere, everytime. Add 5 points if your laksa has hum. ^^
2) qing se(yi taio long) + ping hu + zi mo= 15 fan
fan value
1 $0.20
2 $0.40
3 $0.80
4 $1.60
5 $3.20
6 $6.40
7 $12.80
8 $25.60
9 $ 51.20
10 $102.40
11 $204.80
12 $409.60
13 $819.20
14 $1638.4
15 $3276.80
now if we were playing old school hong kong mahjong rules, everyone had to cough out $3276.80 each. multiply that by 3, i would have netted 10k in that round. now because we are nice (and poor) people, we capped it at 5 fan. which i far exceeded. so in the end everyone had to pay moi $6.40 (zi mo). needless to say i had to pay for prata following that. and yes, its the biggest i ever gamed in 3 years or playing mahjong.
Sunday, August 14, 2005
my dear friends
"he's been pretty fucked lately by a girl. man, wake up dude. this aint no fairy tale shit. girls dun dig nice guys anymore. sometimes u gotta be mean to be kind. screw all the bitches n we shall conquer *winks*" - william
gonna miss you guys once i leave. take-care fellas and stay positive man.
"Nai.
I feel sorry for the man. Part of me wanted to say, "No, I don't think it's a good idea. It just doesn't sound good. It doesn't look good either.", but what could I say? I couldn't say that to you can I? You were so happy. You were over the moon. You were in love. Sh*te. So all I could say was, "Yeah, man, go for it! Make it the best month you ever had in this stupid place." I'm sorry that you're feeling this way now. But sh*te happens, man. I was seriously thinking that it would work out for the both of you. But..." - Joel
"Milkman Milkman this is Maple stop holding back alright. So what if her wallpaper is not encouraging? If you're the man make her change it. Play the game and the wallpaper will change. We're nice guys but I still play to win. I'm not going let you lose to some half ass chiongster who probably doesn't even know what a star is. I mean sure he might have more experience at drinking and proabably sex than you but think of it this way what else does he have? Make a loud bang before you leave and let her remember that Milk was the best thing God ever gave to her world." - Sheng
gonna miss you guys once i leave. take-care fellas and stay positive man.
Saturday, August 13, 2005
RSM Vs. CO part: 1
was checking out the drag races and the autobabes at marina south when i came across this really cute contrast.
we have always known the life of a specialist is a shitty one. but this just compounds it man. lol.
Winner: CO
we have always known the life of a specialist is a shitty one. but this just compounds it man. lol.
Winner: CO
what is wrong with this picture
aunt mary aka miss summons was making her rounds around this tranquil hdb bishan block. the only difference between this setting and others was that i took this picture at 4:35 am in the morning. after playing mahjong at sheng's place we were going off for supper when we spotted her.
i say hdb is paying these people too much money man.
Friday, August 12, 2005
im was bored
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Tuesday, August 09, 2005
ok lets not end the night with such a sad note
" the beauty about love is that you dont need a reason to. " - yours truly.
despondent
do you find youself awake at night
wondering why this world has so much blight
when doing wrong seems almost right
why has our conscious, all but taken flight
we are in the passing of time
ephemeral beings shrouded in dark
o' fly so free my dear ol' lark
have we lost our human touch?
in this blind pursuit of bauble objects
that seek to compensate our sense of reject
but wherein the answer lies in our heart.
o' fly so free my dear ol' lark
i think that i, might have been born in the wrong era
where idealist dreams still exist on that terra
when doing right seems ala' naturale
and us not locked in our cold and lonely cell
o'fly so free my dear ol' lark, fly, fly.
wondering why this world has so much blight
when doing wrong seems almost right
why has our conscious, all but taken flight
we are in the passing of time
ephemeral beings shrouded in dark
o' fly so free my dear ol' lark
have we lost our human touch?
in this blind pursuit of bauble objects
that seek to compensate our sense of reject
but wherein the answer lies in our heart.
o' fly so free my dear ol' lark
i think that i, might have been born in the wrong era
where idealist dreams still exist on that terra
when doing right seems ala' naturale
and us not locked in our cold and lonely cell
o'fly so free my dear ol' lark, fly, fly.
Monday, August 08, 2005
dont need one.
i seriously think that the more intelligent a person becomes, the lonelier he gets.
let me say again
perhaps i wasnt making myself clear when i said we got owned by mosquitoes.
Johan's Ass.
i had my count at 15.
Johan's Ass.
i had my count at 15.
Saturday, August 06, 2005
a fucking revelation
cheer up bro says:
pick them up in the most bastardo way
cheer up bro says:
at dancefloor
cheer up bro says:
go behind them
cheer up bro says:
n jus rub urself on them
cheer up bro says:
tt is something i can nv do
cheer up bro says:
but that is the way how the guys get a screw
nai says:
really meh
nai says:
thats really sleavy man
nai says:
sleazy
cheer up bro says:
ya
cheer up bro says:
but girls like it
cheer up bro says:
we are not sleazy ppl by nature bro
nai says:
some strange rrubbing their dick upagainst them?
nai says:
stranger
cheer up bro says:
they like it
nai says:
r u sure
cheer up bro says:
cos girls wanna feel wanted
cheer up bro says:
wanted in a sexual way
nai says:
im not too sure about this bro
cheer up bro says:
they wanna noe they are sexy
cheer up bro says:
n someone appreciate it
cheer up bro says:
n if u go rub a girl
cheer up bro says:
n they reject u
cheer up bro says:
move to the next gal
cheer up bro says:
really
cheer up bro says:
u noe
cheer up bro says:
everytime i go o bar
cheer up bro says:
i sit there n observe
nai says:
LOL
cheer up bro says:
tts how the guys pick up chicks
cheer up bro says:
one moment u c one girl on the dance floor
cheer up bro says:
the next moment u c a guy rubbin himself behind he
cheer up bro says:
*her
cheer up bro says:
n closing time u c them walking out hand in hand on the same cab
nai says:
wtf
cheer up bro says:
n ur tinkin to urself..
cheer up bro says:
cb..
cheer up bro says:
i got more quality than him
cheer up bro says:
i am more handsome
cheer up bro says:
i m a better dancer
cheer up bro says:
so why am i gg home alone?
cheer up bro says:
den u tink bk
cheer up bro says:
to the period while uir in e club
cheer up bro says:
sitting down there acting all cool
cheer up bro says:
n like a dumb fuck
cheer up bro says:
when u shld be out there fishing
cheer up bro says:
thinkin tt girls dig cool guys
cheer up bro says:
cos they got attitude
nai says:
fishing with ur dick
cheer up bro says:
bullshit
cheer up bro says:
girls in club dun look for cool guys
cheer up bro says:
they need a fuck
cheer up bro says:
fullstop
nai says:
ive got it
cheer up bro says:
they wear so sexy for wad?
cheer up bro says:
for themself to c meh
cheer up bro says:
lan jiao
so what happens if you have a small pecker?
pick them up in the most bastardo way
cheer up bro says:
at dancefloor
cheer up bro says:
go behind them
cheer up bro says:
n jus rub urself on them
cheer up bro says:
tt is something i can nv do
cheer up bro says:
but that is the way how the guys get a screw
nai says:
really meh
nai says:
thats really sleavy man
nai says:
sleazy
cheer up bro says:
ya
cheer up bro says:
but girls like it
cheer up bro says:
we are not sleazy ppl by nature bro
nai says:
some strange rrubbing their dick upagainst them?
nai says:
stranger
cheer up bro says:
they like it
nai says:
r u sure
cheer up bro says:
cos girls wanna feel wanted
cheer up bro says:
wanted in a sexual way
nai says:
im not too sure about this bro
cheer up bro says:
they wanna noe they are sexy
cheer up bro says:
n someone appreciate it
cheer up bro says:
n if u go rub a girl
cheer up bro says:
n they reject u
cheer up bro says:
move to the next gal
cheer up bro says:
really
cheer up bro says:
u noe
cheer up bro says:
everytime i go o bar
cheer up bro says:
i sit there n observe
nai says:
LOL
cheer up bro says:
tts how the guys pick up chicks
cheer up bro says:
one moment u c one girl on the dance floor
cheer up bro says:
the next moment u c a guy rubbin himself behind he
cheer up bro says:
*her
cheer up bro says:
n closing time u c them walking out hand in hand on the same cab
nai says:
wtf
cheer up bro says:
n ur tinkin to urself..
cheer up bro says:
cb..
cheer up bro says:
i got more quality than him
cheer up bro says:
i am more handsome
cheer up bro says:
i m a better dancer
cheer up bro says:
so why am i gg home alone?
cheer up bro says:
den u tink bk
cheer up bro says:
to the period while uir in e club
cheer up bro says:
sitting down there acting all cool
cheer up bro says:
n like a dumb fuck
cheer up bro says:
when u shld be out there fishing
cheer up bro says:
thinkin tt girls dig cool guys
cheer up bro says:
cos they got attitude
nai says:
fishing with ur dick
cheer up bro says:
bullshit
cheer up bro says:
girls in club dun look for cool guys
cheer up bro says:
they need a fuck
cheer up bro says:
fullstop
nai says:
ive got it
cheer up bro says:
they wear so sexy for wad?
cheer up bro says:
for themself to c meh
cheer up bro says:
lan jiao
so what happens if you have a small pecker?
owned.
Owned
v. owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d.
v. tr.
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased.
from urbandictionary.com
i've been getting owned recently. owned by mosquitoes, owned by the ex, owned by my wireless network connection, owned in ktv, owned in drinking blah blah blah.
I hate getting owned. Pisses me off.
v. owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d.
v. tr.
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased.
from urbandictionary.com
i've been getting owned recently. owned by mosquitoes, owned by the ex, owned by my wireless network connection, owned in ktv, owned in drinking blah blah blah.
I hate getting owned. Pisses me off.
