Sunday, July 31, 2005
nai vs. william part 1
Me
aster thy name,
resounds sweetly on the lips.
surely destined for fame,
if she doesnt slip.
so what do you say,
friday night at seven.
under the moonlit rays,
we have dinner surely heaven.
William
aster thy name
linger in my fucking brains
day & nite i think of you
until lim pei fucking go insane
nina bu cb reply my sms
or else i diao zui n crack ur head
so u better come out with me on fri
or else u will find pig head on ur door frame
aster thy name,
resounds sweetly on the lips.
surely destined for fame,
if she doesnt slip.
so what do you say,
friday night at seven.
under the moonlit rays,
we have dinner surely heaven.
William
aster thy name
linger in my fucking brains
day & nite i think of you
until lim pei fucking go insane
nina bu cb reply my sms
or else i diao zui n crack ur head
so u better come out with me on fri
or else u will find pig head on ur door frame
Friday, July 29, 2005
men trimming their eyebrows. heresy or hearie?
ok folks i got my eyebrows threaded a few weeks ago. i never felt such intense pain on my face on such a small surface area in my life. it was almost as if shes was cutting off my eyebrows with a scalpal, then pouring raw spirits over it and then rubbing in with salt. my eyes felt like the main course of the day man. half way through, i opened my eyes and saw a group of specatators watching me. it suddenly occurred to me that its not everyday you see a guy getting this eyebrows trimmed, much less threaded. so i have decided to conduct a survey to see how many people i know (guys) do somesort of artificial shaping to their eyebrows. i shall have the results posted tomorrow as well as some shots of my finely manicured eyebrow. next stop brazilian wax!
p.s it turns out what wolverines enhanced regeneration muscle is to him is what my eyebrow growth is to me. i've had to pluck it 4 times already.
p.s it turns out what wolverines enhanced regeneration muscle is to him is what my eyebrow growth is to me. i've had to pluck it 4 times already.
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
people actually read my blog.
HO SEH LA!
When you have one of the most respected local bloggers, the reverent Mr. Miyagi quoting you in his Today column you know you are moving up the blog ladder world.
Now my only question is, how the heck did he get my link?
And if my OC is reading my blog cos if he is, Sir do you think I could get my testimonial by the end of next weeks evaluation? Thanks a ton and I promise to buy you a round of beers when you come to London at the end of the year. :)
When you have one of the most respected local bloggers, the reverent Mr. Miyagi quoting you in his Today column you know you are moving up the blog ladder world.
Now my only question is, how the heck did he get my link?
And if my OC is reading my blog cos if he is, Sir do you think I could get my testimonial by the end of next weeks evaluation? Thanks a ton and I promise to buy you a round of beers when you come to London at the end of the year. :)
they say that in this army......
The sergeant very nice... you ask them stupid question, they scold you chao chee by.
that is actually quite untrue. i never had a spec in my trainee life actually scolding me that before. oh wait... actually, there was this 1 dude... not wait there were 2....*URGHH MY HEAD HURTS, ALL THOSE PAINFUL MEMORIES* anyway, i daresay that no 3SG in my company (myself included) has ever sworn such profanities at any of our men.
anyway, i've digressed too much from my real topic at hand. came across this funny clip that i have uploaded 40 SAR Kenne rape
now this is a classic case of what we call a blanket party in the army. every able bodied man in singapore who has served their time (and no im not talking about you clerks and other 8-5 scum of the earth) in the army should have seen or experienced first hand. its worth nothing by all standards, this was a pretty mild blanket party. when i was in sispec (specialist training) there was this trainee. lets call him X. lemme just list very quickly what my section or rather the whole platoon did to him:
1) kiwi his beret
2) pour maggi soup base in his boots
3) flip his cupboard upside down (hella funny)
4) use his towel to clean, erm stuff...
one time my PC told me he had this platoon mate. he was held down and the others stripped him and starting to wank him. the worse part of it all was that he actually came. lol, that must have been THE MOST UNSATISFYING ORGASM EVER. getting jacked up by your friend's oily, camou stained, pi sai ridden hands. GG.
that is actually quite untrue. i never had a spec in my trainee life actually scolding me that before. oh wait... actually, there was this 1 dude... not wait there were 2....*URGHH MY HEAD HURTS, ALL THOSE PAINFUL MEMORIES* anyway, i daresay that no 3SG in my company (myself included) has ever sworn such profanities at any of our men.
anyway, i've digressed too much from my real topic at hand. came across this funny clip that i have uploaded 40 SAR Kenne rape
now this is a classic case of what we call a blanket party in the army. every able bodied man in singapore who has served their time (and no im not talking about you clerks and other 8-5 scum of the earth) in the army should have seen or experienced first hand. its worth nothing by all standards, this was a pretty mild blanket party. when i was in sispec (specialist training) there was this trainee. lets call him X. lemme just list very quickly what my section or rather the whole platoon did to him:
1) kiwi his beret
2) pour maggi soup base in his boots
3) flip his cupboard upside down (hella funny)
4) use his towel to clean, erm stuff...
one time my PC told me he had this platoon mate. he was held down and the others stripped him and starting to wank him. the worse part of it all was that he actually came. lol, that must have been THE MOST UNSATISFYING ORGASM EVER. getting jacked up by your friend's oily, camou stained, pi sai ridden hands. GG.
Monday, July 25, 2005
Singapore spends $400,000 to rename Marina Bay... Marina Bay
From Penninsulaqatar.com Web posted at: 7/23/2005 2:1:47
SINGAPORE: After spending S$400,000 ($240,964) to come up with a suitable new name for the revamped downtown Marina Bay, Singapore has decided to stick to, well, Marina Bay, media reports said yesterday.
The city-state’s urban development authorities and global branding company Interbrand spent months deliberating over 400 potential names before settling on the original moniker, according to the Today newspaper.
The S$400,000 financed a massive branding exercise that involved market tests, focus group discussions and consultations with developers and the general public, Today said.
....
“We started off with (the name) Marina Bay and after looking at everything, the name that really tugged at the heartstrings was in front of us,” Mah said.
WAH LAU!
*/ME hands Mr Mah a piece of Paris Miki spectacle cloth to clean his glasses.*
Can I have my change back for S$399,995 please?
eh.. eh... actually thats not the funniest part. how come i couldnt find this article at Straits Times har? Must be the search function faulty, led me to Singaporenews.net which in turn linked the story from a QATAR newspaper agency.
wah hiong.
S$400,000 I think at least can cover 1-2 NKF patients for the rest of their lives?
I wonder if the marketing executive in charge of this project fiasco got fired or not.
Edit:
As you may know, dialysis is extremely expensive. It costs us $2,600 to treat a single kidney patient on dialysis and $312,000 to keep the patient alive for 10 years.
ok my bad. $400,00 can only last a patient for 10 years. maybe after the new accounting board is done with the P/L sheet of NKF, maybe this might work out to 30 years.
SINGAPORE: After spending S$400,000 ($240,964) to come up with a suitable new name for the revamped downtown Marina Bay, Singapore has decided to stick to, well, Marina Bay, media reports said yesterday.
The city-state’s urban development authorities and global branding company Interbrand spent months deliberating over 400 potential names before settling on the original moniker, according to the Today newspaper.
The S$400,000 financed a massive branding exercise that involved market tests, focus group discussions and consultations with developers and the general public, Today said.
....
“We started off with (the name) Marina Bay and after looking at everything, the name that really tugged at the heartstrings was in front of us,” Mah said.
WAH LAU!
*/ME hands Mr Mah a piece of Paris Miki spectacle cloth to clean his glasses.*
Can I have my change back for S$399,995 please?
eh.. eh... actually thats not the funniest part. how come i couldnt find this article at Straits Times har? Must be the search function faulty, led me to Singaporenews.net which in turn linked the story from a QATAR newspaper agency.
wah hiong.
S$400,000 I think at least can cover 1-2 NKF patients for the rest of their lives?
I wonder if the marketing executive in charge of this project fiasco got fired or not.
Edit:
As you may know, dialysis is extremely expensive. It costs us $2,600 to treat a single kidney patient on dialysis and $312,000 to keep the patient alive for 10 years.
ok my bad. $400,00 can only last a patient for 10 years. maybe after the new accounting board is done with the P/L sheet of NKF, maybe this might work out to 30 years.
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
moral courage in the face of adversity
now this is gonna be a little stale but i think still highly relevant to us in the context of the society that we live in. lemme just take you back a few months where there was this korean translator was was abducted in iraq and beheaded. there were riots and public outcry back in korea beseeching the government to relent in their stance to withdraw their troops and all. now imagine, what if one fine day a singaporean businessman or journalist were to be abducted and threatened to be beheaded if singapore didnt withdraw their forces from iraq? (yes we were involved in operation iraqi freedom) would there be concerned singapore citizens taking to the streats to protest? to have public forums fighting the case of the poor singaporean being held captive as opposed to being part of the "coalition of justice?" were thee be any movement at all?
when i saw the vandalism on the nkf buildings with regard to TT Durei and the whole fiasco, i was actually happy that hey there are actually people out here in singapore that have the balls to do such an act. steady man!
okok, maybe a singaporean being held captive in iraq is a little hard to fathom. how about something a little more realistic and common. the simple act of speaking up in class, giving up your seat to someone who needs it more, holding the lift for the next person and enquiring which level are they stopping at, asking a person puking outside mohd sultan if hes ok and if he needs a ride back. all these are simple acts of moral courage that anyone you and me can do but we are not doing.
maybe sometimes scared paiseh la, what if i ask stupid question then my whole class laugh at me. this is the mindset that needs to be changed in our young our middle age and our aged if we want singapore to have a more liberal education system that is truly the best in the world. we have to have kids adopting a daring, a questioning attitude towards things and not just accept it as their upperstudy has handed it down to them. people have got to be more spontaneous and outspoken in their thoughts but not in a stupid way e.g GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY U FCUKING CHING! but mannered and thoughtful. i think there is a lot of people in this country that more often than not feel stifled by our environment that we dare not speak our mind for fear of getting into trouble with authorities.
i dunno about the rest of you guys but im getting out of the country for a fresh of breathe air man.
when i saw the vandalism on the nkf buildings with regard to TT Durei and the whole fiasco, i was actually happy that hey there are actually people out here in singapore that have the balls to do such an act. steady man!
okok, maybe a singaporean being held captive in iraq is a little hard to fathom. how about something a little more realistic and common. the simple act of speaking up in class, giving up your seat to someone who needs it more, holding the lift for the next person and enquiring which level are they stopping at, asking a person puking outside mohd sultan if hes ok and if he needs a ride back. all these are simple acts of moral courage that anyone you and me can do but we are not doing.
maybe sometimes scared paiseh la, what if i ask stupid question then my whole class laugh at me. this is the mindset that needs to be changed in our young our middle age and our aged if we want singapore to have a more liberal education system that is truly the best in the world. we have to have kids adopting a daring, a questioning attitude towards things and not just accept it as their upperstudy has handed it down to them. people have got to be more spontaneous and outspoken in their thoughts but not in a stupid way e.g GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY U FCUKING CHING! but mannered and thoughtful. i think there is a lot of people in this country that more often than not feel stifled by our environment that we dare not speak our mind for fear of getting into trouble with authorities.
i dunno about the rest of you guys but im getting out of the country for a fresh of breathe air man.
Saturday, July 09, 2005
i have a bad back and i blame smrt
seriously, if smrt is gonna spend tons of money developing our countrys public transportation system to some top notch stuff, please please RE-DESIGN THE MRT SEATS! eh can we have more ergonomically designed seats. by nature most of us have arched backs and i swear to god they must have gotten a fat man to fit the mould of the seats cos it sure as hell doesnt feel comfortable lo. telong telong, make so much money already at least make our rides more comfortable.
you know what they should also have? ejector seats for selfish inconsiderate communters. yes im talking about those arseholes who ngair ngair dont want to give up their seats even though there is a old folk or over burdened folk or pretty folk standing nearby. so like there will be a red button situated above every seat so all you have to do is press it and KABOOM one less uncivic minded singaporean and one big step for society.
but seriously, fix the design of the seats first ok?
you know what they should also have? ejector seats for selfish inconsiderate communters. yes im talking about those arseholes who ngair ngair dont want to give up their seats even though there is a old folk or over burdened folk or pretty folk standing nearby. so like there will be a red button situated above every seat so all you have to do is press it and KABOOM one less uncivic minded singaporean and one big step for society.
but seriously, fix the design of the seats first ok?
