nai's rhetoric

i feel like numbers today. contrary to popular belief, virgos are not all dreamy idealistic individuals who cant count sheep to get to sleep. we are actually quite mathematically inclined as i am about to show you.

1) Laksa + Kopi Bing + Fag = Lao sai. 9/10



This triple combination is more potent than any known forumla for lao sai. nothing short of a badly fried oa lua ; that is unfresh oysters on egg can beat my laxative solution of Laksa + Kopi Bing + Fag. Guarantee Lao sai, anywhere, everytime. Add 5 points if your laksa has hum. ^^

2) qing se(yi taio long) + ping hu + zi mo= 15 fan



fan value
1 $0.20
2 $0.40
3 $0.80
4 $1.60
5 $3.20
6 $6.40
7 $12.80
8 $25.60
9 $ 51.20
10 $102.40
11 $204.80
12 $409.60
13 $819.20
14 $1638.4
15 $3276.80

now if we were playing old school hong kong mahjong rules, everyone had to cough out $3276.80 each. multiply that by 3, i would have netted 10k in that round. now because we are nice (and poor) people, we capped it at 5 fan. which i far exceeded. so in the end everyone had to pay moi $6.40 (zi mo). needless to say i had to pay for prata following that. and yes, its the biggest i ever gamed in 3 years or playing mahjong.